NASA announced today that its Curiosity Rover
has found an unambiguous message from God
written on tablets in a Martian cave.
According to an official press release two giant
stone slabs the size of small elephants were
located deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis Mons,
a large mountain.
Upon one tablet is a copy of the Ten
Commandments and the text of John 3:16 written
in 12 languages - including English, Spanish,
Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On the other tablet
is a simple message in English reading "I am real."
According to top scientists who have studied the
discovery extensively, these findings may have
definitively established Christianity as the one true
religion.
"This is amazing," says Syms Covington, an
Australian researcher working for NASA's Mars
Exploration Program. "We went into the cave
looking for water, and we found proof of God's
existence instead.
"I mean how else did those tablets get there? I
can tell you one thing: there's not a single atheist
inside NASA's control room now. What we saw
was jaw-dropping."
Genesis 1:1
NASA's Curiosity rover arrived on Mars in August
of last year with a mission to explore the Martian
climate and geology for signs for habitability.
Thus far the mission has been a success, with the
discovery of an ancient seabed and chemicals
needed for life suggesting that Mars was once
suitable for life.
However the tablets, both of which are signed
"Peace and Love - Yahweh," represent the rover's
most significant find to date, and is perhaps the
most important scientific event in history.
"When people find out about this, they will
demand change in our society," explains a
political scientist at Georgetown University.
"Democracy will have to give way to theocracy.
We're gonna have to build more churches and
reintroduce prayer into schools. Abortion is
defiantly going to be illegal within a few months."
Despite its potential significance, Covington fears
that the Earth-shattering discovery may not make
the impact it should.
"Unfortunately, the mainstream media is so anti-
Christian, they might not even pick up this story,"
he explains. "But God is real. We have proof. And
everyone deserves to hear the truth."
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